when your team starts talking about hw on friday
Honestly I love my roommate to death but the fact that we always have to do stuff together really pisses me off. Like I asked her what she was doing this weekend because I already have plans and she asks,”you mean what are WE doing this weekend?” Like no bitch people don’t like you.
Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.
Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.
Get over yourself.
Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”
Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.
Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”
Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’